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i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle, via barely-thinking)


my dear calypso:
you were born of the sun and the sea,
with radiance braided into your hair
and beauty entwined in your eyes;
but you were not born for love.

my dear calypso:
hearts are as fragile as flowers,
and can be torn with one touch;
yours is the softest rose of all.

my dear calypso:
you are cursed to love the wind,
and it will always fall through your fingers.

my dear calypso:
the fate of a side character is never kind.


- a poem for my dear calypso // t.y. (via deadangelo)

(via selfinvolved-narcissist)

(Source: ohlauraprepon, via tothedazzlingdarkness)


This generation of girls are angry because they’re either too young for David Beckham or too old for his sons

(Source: cloudy-dreamers, via asian)